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Claudio on 2009-08-30 at 18:14:00

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The best engine...

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The Best Engine

In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following:

"The best engine in the world is the [Oops!]. It can be started with one finger.

It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so [Oops!] temperamental.

"Keep Right, Pass Left. It's the Law."

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The best engine... - Claudio ©⁵⁷ 2009-08-30 18:14:00 (102 views) (102 thread views)

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